Nov 212011
 

I always saw myself as a one-pet-at-a-time kind of gal. Almost ten years ago we got our dog, Bentley, and he’s awesome. That’s the only pet we’ll have, I thought.

Then we moved to Indy. And felt bad about leaving Bentley by himself while Andy and I worked all day. So we got Bentley a kitten, Simon.

Simon and Bentley make a great pair, and for the past almost-ten years I’ve been a one-pet-at-a-time kind of gal who makes a special exception for the two best pets ever. We added twins to the mix, and our house seemed very full of people and fur. Our family seemed complete. I even had surgery this summer to ensure we added no more creatures to this household, remember?

Well, meet Millie.

Millie showed up at our house this fall and decided we were her family. She appeared one afternoon while Henry and Eleanor were playing outside. They were in heaven and followed her around all day. The next day, she showed up again. And then the next. Andy and I did the whole “we do not need another pet we are NOT getting attached to this cat” routine while we attempted to track down her owner. Except then we started to worry about her at night, so we allowed her to sleep in the garage. And then we got tired of calling her “the cat” so we spent a morning texting each other name suggestions.

After a few days we determined that her original home was one block over from us. As the dad and son carried her back home, the kids kept it together, but then Eleanor sobbed her heart out for the rest of the night. Our animal-loving girl was heartbroken, and we were heartbroken for her.

The next day, we received an email from the neighbor’s wife. When they had brought Millie home the night before, she wriggled and squirmed until she broke free, and darted back in the direction of our house. No pressure, the neighbor said, you can choose what’s best for you. The cat obviously loves your family, so if you’d like to keep her, we’d let her join your family.

So, in a nutshell, it’s been over a month now, and we apparently have a second cat. I knew we were going to keep her when I heard Andy call her “sweetums” one night while trying to coax her upstairs. The kids adore her, she’s super friendly and likes to chat, and seems to be slowly getting used to Simon. She’s definitely made herself at home and has her rotation of good napping spots.


(photo by Henry)

Her name? We wanted something to play off her white fur. Betty (as in Betty White) was out because it sounded too much like Bentley. And she just didn’t seem like a Vanna. So she’s named after Milli Vanilli. Millicent Vanilla, we like to call her.

We weren’t planning on working our way towards a menagerie, but when the pet chooses you, how can you say no? I’ve somehow gone from a one-pet-at-a-time gal to a one-dog-and-okay-two-cats-but-seriously-that’s-it-we-are-NOT-adding-any-more-animals-to-this-family-I’m-serious kind of gal.

 

I just did my very first guest post, which is up today over on the awesomely-named The Third Boob. It’s about preparing for twins—go check it out, and fellow multiples parents, let me know what I forgot. Because, admit it: two babies at one time means not remembering much of that first few months year.

Aug 222011
 

Words I need my kids to stop saying every 1.7 seconds

fart
butt
farts
farted
butts

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Four reasons why I was not surprised Apple spent time last week as the world’s most valuable company

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Sentences from the Femme Fatale tour Wikipedia page that make me excited for tonight’s Britney concert

For the finale, she was revealed to wear a kimono, with an anime version of herself silkscreened on one sleeve, over a sparkling, black bodysuit with LED lights built into it.

This is followed by a video intermission that contains the beginning of the music video for “My Prerogative,” and in which a stalker reveals that Spears is a secret agent.

Spears returns to the stage wearing a golden outfit and performs an Egyptian-inspired version of “Gimme More,” containing a barge and fireworks.

After the song changes back to the original version, Spears starts flying in a platform with giant angel wings.

She reappears to perform a martial arts-inspired version of “Toxic,” in which she defeats a group of ninjas.

(Ninjas, people. NINJAS!)

 

Sure, Cupid can wear my Snuggie.

Tents LOVE cheese.

Well, that’s between you and your monster.

No poopin’, no wipin’.

Henry, let Eleanor take her turn stomping on the frog.

I’m everybody’s skee ball machine.

Please quit pretending to fart and eat your supper.

 

 

Indianapolis is a great place to raise children, and we want Henry and Eleanor to be proud of their hometown. We don’t partake in all Hoosier traditions—listening to John (Cougar) Mellencamp songs and discriminating against homosexuals spring to mind—but there are others that we want to instill in our kids. As a result, much of May is spent celebrating the Indy 500. I think we’re a year or two away from taking Henry and Eleanor to the actual race, but it was a great year for heading downtown to the parade.

We splurged on tickets for assigned seating, and had front-row seats for the floats, balloons, marching bands, and celebrities. And I have the blurry back-of-their head photos to prove it!

See? I was feet away from my BFF-in-my-head Anderson Cooper!


That’s really him! Pinky swear!

And Mrs. Brady was there, because she always sings at the race for reasons I don’t know!


Why won’t anyone wave to our side of the street?

But even better than the celebrities were the “celebrities.” It was TOTALLY worth $15 a seat to rub shoulders with such luminaries as:

REO Speedwagon!


Yes, Champaign readers, those air quotes are warranted!

This guy from CSI! No, not that CSI, the other one!

The chick from American Idol who mispronounced “salmon!”

This racing guy!

That racing guy!

The woman from the Carol Burnett show that Andy thought had died!

Indianapolis’ loose definition of “famous” aside, Henry and Eleanor were enamored of it all, and Andy and I enjoyed watching both the parade and the kids’ excitement over it. Henry and Eleanor spent the rest of the weekend watching the race and carrying around sections of the newspaper featuring the lineup of race car drivers. I think we’re doing a good job of raising authentic Hoosiers. You’ll NEVER get me to listen to “Jack & Diane,” though.

 

Last September, Henry and Eleanor had their first-ever first day of school.

Today they had their first-ever last day of school.

They had a great year and it was so fun to watch them grow and have new experiences, but man, that went by sooooo fast. Is every school year going to be like that? Wait. Don’t answer that.

May 152011
 

productive weekend
organized—see how streamlined
kitchen cabinets are?

organized toys, too
how many can I sneak out
into Goodwill pile?

drink less Diet Coke
was my goal; this weekend I
fell off wagon hard

dreary, gray, raindrops
make plants grow but also make
me want to take nap

Henry was enthralled
with gymnastics on TV
the next Karolyi?

 

JENNIFER: Supper’s in a little bit. What do you want?
ELEANOR: Candy soup!

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HENRY: When I grow up I’m going to be a daddy.
ELEANOR: And when I grow up I’m going to be a mommy.
HENRY: And when I grow up I’m going to ride a pogo stick!

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Henry wakes up early, and his non-morning-person mother always tries to get him to go back to sleep.
He usually has a good response for me.

JENNIFER: Did you just yawn? Why don’t you go back to sleep?
HENRY: I didn’t yawn, Mom. My mouth is just waking up.

JENNIFER: It’s still early, sweetie. Why don’t you go back to sleep?
HENRY: I can’t, Mom. My dreams are all gone.

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at breakfast, eating waffles with syrup
HENRY: (holding up hands towards sister) I’m sticky! Clean off my hands!
ELEANOR: No, Henry! No! I’m not a mom!

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HENRY: I love my whole family! I love Bentley and Simon and my mommy and daddy and my sister!
ANDY & JENNIFER: Thanks, Henry, that’s really sweet.
HENRY: And sometimes? I even love MYSELF!

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Best thing each kid has said in their sleep lately:

HENRY: She’s on a ship.

ELEANOR: I’m ASLEEP!

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in preschool parking lot
HENRY: Look! There’s Mrs. J’s car!
JENNIFER: Yep. I parked our van next to it because I know you always like to look for it.
HENRY: I have good eyesight.
JENNIFER: Yes, you do.
HENRY: Like T. Rexes. And sharks.

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at Children’s Museum
MUSEUM EMPLOYEE: Are you from here?
HENRY: No. I’m from Indianapolis.

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Andy walks kids over to neighboring soccer fields.
HENRY: I want to be goalie.
Andy and kids play soccer for a while.
HENRY: Now I want to be not-goalie.
ANDY: Well, you could be a center. Or a forward, maybe?
HENRY: I want to be forward.
ELEANOR: And I want to be a backwards!

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JENNIFER: Henry, are you pooping?
HENRY: No, mom, I’m just waiting for Christmas.

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playing Mario Kart, Jennifer keeps driving off road in Rainbow Road race
JENNIFER: Mommy’s not very good at this race.
ELEANOR: Because you’re so old?

 

He wants you to play baseball with him. Now soccer. Now football. Now baseball.

He’d rather sleep in the guest-room bed.

He’s quick to say “I love you.”

He’s easygoing and positive but can be stubborn.

He likes to discuss dinosaurs and Cars and whether that tree is a conifer or that animal is nocturnal.

He has awesome self-confidence and will agree with you that he’s great.

He can show you how to use an iPhone.

If he ran the house he’d eat candy all day while watching TV.

He’s funny and his eyes twinkle when he knows he’s making you laugh.

He melts my heart more every day.

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