Sep 042011
 

I mention my beloved Brit-Brit in like every other post, so how could I not tell you about the Britney Spears concert? Even if it was two weeks ago. And even if I don’t really have any photos, because I can never remember to bring my point-and-shoot (because I grew up in the olden times when cameras weren’t allowed in concerts), and because my iPhone battery died *right before* Britney came on stage.

But I know you’d LOVE to see blurry cell phone pics of what I did before the concert, so your wish is my command.

Look! Here’s the marquis!

The opening-opening act were two blonde chicks, Destinee & Paris. I’d never heard of them either, maybe they had the night off from the strip club? That was my signal to go enjoy a tasty adult beverage and flash my “It’s Britney, Bitch” bracelet.

Here’s me with my date for the evening, my lovely cousin Marcy. We were taking a quick break from discussing all the hoochie outfits walking by.

All that beer made me have to go to the bathroom, where I attempted one of those teenage-Facebook-mirror-self-portrait-while-making-duckface photos. And where I failed, because I am thirty-seven years old.

The opening act was DJ Pauly D, that one dude from Jersey Shore, which I have never watched. I may love bad pop culture (see also: my attendance at a Britney Spears concert), but I DO have standards, people. Man, was his set stupid and way too long. He’s somewhere in those stage lights, probably imploring us to fistpump to Justin Bieber.

Finally the stage crew started preparing for Britney’s set. I might have squealed a little bit when the Femme Fatale sign lit up.

But then I had to wait 33 minutes and 45 seconds more.

Finally, FINALLY, the smoke machines started up, the big-ass LCD screens parted, we heard “It’s Britney, Bitch” like a dozen times (which yes, okay, may have given me goosebumps a little)(SHUT UP) and Britney herself rolled out on stage. Can she dance like she used to? No. But was it a great time? Yep. I mean, there were ten hot shirtless dancer boys, tons of costume and set changes, a trapeze, lasers, ninjas, and the choreography from the Slave 4 U video. I dare you to not have fun watching all of that.

Hmmm…now that I’ve finally seen Britney in concert and had my uterus removed, whatever am I going to blog about? Good thing Snuggie weather is quickly approaching!

Jul 052011
 

May 302011
 

Dear February 2011 Jennifer:

It WILL get warmer eventually. I promise.

And when it finally does? Perfection.

 

YO, OTHER WEDDING VIDEOS, I’M HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY SISTER HAD THE BEST WEDDING OF ALL TIME

Photos & video by the talented Devin of Devin Miller Media
Music by my brother-in-law(!) Jonathan
The most beautiful bride ever by my mother and father

Mar 292011
 

Four years hoping for a family and bringing you into the world.
Felt like an eternity.

Four years watching in amazement as you grew from tiny infants into wonderful kids.
Felt like the blink of an eye.

Happy birthday, Henry and Eleanor! You are very very VERY loved.

Mar 182011
 

And it’s about damn time.

Dec 012010
 

There wasn’t more than a dusting, but it was the season’s FIRST! SNOW! so the kids were clamoring to head outside the minute they woke up this morning. You’d think they had never seen snow before. Although it has been since last winter, which to Henry and Eleanor is like a third of their life ago. So we bundled up and outside to play we went. Winter: I guess it’s officially here, huh?

Nov 272010
 

Is it wrong that I’m still feeling full after Thursday’s yummy Thanksgiving meal? Probably because my family is a carb-loving, meat and potatoes kind of crew. Our family meals consist of what I lovingly call “farmer food,” because a good 80% (at least) of my family tree is or was a farmer. Good, homemade food—can’t beat it. In fact, I really could care less about the turkey. I’m all about the sides.

My favorites:

Real corn is so good I could have eaten this whole bowl myself. Yes, I know that corn that comes off the shelf at Kroger is technically real, but it pales in comparison to the stuff that gets picked fresh from the field and cut off the cob. THAT is real corn.

My mom’s stuffing recipe is simple—bread, chicken broth, celery and onions, sage—but I swear she sneaks in some unicorns or rainbows because it’s DELICIOUS in all caps. And like my dad says, it’s even better warmed up the next day. Stuffing takes up the most real estate on my plate.

Homemade rolls, how I love thee. When I was in college, my mom would send me back to school with some, and I wouldn’t share with my roommates. Instead I’d eat two or three as my entire meal, every meal until they were gone. I gave Henry my very last half of my very last roll at supper on Friday, and tried to explain how it proved how much I loved him. He didn’t understand, but he TOTALLY owes me. I won’t forget, son.

Our potatoes came from the store this year, thanks to a crappy growing season. But usually, our mashed deliciousness gets dug up straight from the fields. Real potatoes, just like real corn, is the real deal. Our family puts the “potato” in “meat and potato” and always has at least a crock pot’s worth on hand.

Noodles are a family staple that nobody outside my family has ever heard of. To me, this is truly farmer food, because the few people we’ve come across that eat them, too, usually have ties to a central Illinois farming family. To be honest, I don’t really eat them; we usually have them with roast beef and I’m not a huge red meat fan. This is one of those family dishes where you ask your mom for the recipe, and she says, “well, you just take a little flour, and then add some whatever, etc.” Made entirely from scratch, and served by making a big hole in your mashed potatoes and filling up with noodles.

So there you have it. The ingredients for every family Thanksgiving dinner since the dawn of time. Or at least as long as I can remember, anyway. You can keep your rice pilaf or oyster stuffing, just pass me another roll.

 

I bought my new fancierpants camera on Saturday morning, then promptly fell ill and ran a fever all weekend. Boo! All that time recuperating meant no time to play with my new toy. So while we’re waiting for me to read my camera manual, please enjoy these recent photos I’ve shot of Henry and Eleanor. Old fancypants camera, you’ve served me well.

 

I still don’t understand it, but I sure do love to see it.

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